I like silly. Preachy ‘message’ films about how we’re killing the planet or that ‘war and racism is like…bad, yeah?’ don’t really tickle my pickle. But if you make a film featuring talking sock puppets, illegal clown fights or alien drag artists then I’m your biggest fan. I am the whole crew, not because I reckon myself a bit good but because I don't know any other filmmakers. I’ve never had funding, not because I don’t want it but because no one will give it to me. But being friendless and penniless has taught me to be fairly resourceful. Maybe I shouldn’t receive the funding , I wouldn’t know what to spend it on and will probably end up buying myself a gold toilet.